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User:bobtraylor (999240)
One Step Below Hyperbole
Everything that's wrong with a "Y" chromosome . . . and MORE!
Name:Bob Traylor
Website:Nerdcore News (rarely updated, sadly)
Location:Seattle, Washington, United States
Birthdate:1976-04-05
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Bio:32 year old guy. Been here in Seattle a few years, and despising the human race more and more each passing day. Thank your lucky stars I'm not a supervillain yet, or this city would be a seething crater. Well, I rather like the city. Perhaps a virus to reduce 99% of the populace to quivering sludge? Yeah, that sounds more like it. So thank your lucky stars about THAT, then.

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User Number: 999240
Date Created:04/11/2003
Number of Posts: 155

Bob is the sexiest man alive . . . if only other people knew it . . .
Strengths: Sexy, friendly, funny, sexy, smart, sexy, and a pleasant voice . . . OH! And sexy.
Weaknesses: Kinda arrogant sometimes. And, of course, generates some sort of mind-scrambling field that keeps others from recognizing his sexiness.
Special Skills: Staying relatively relaxed under almost any kind of pressure.
Weapons: Sexy voice, sexy smile, sexy glance . . . and a pocket fulla razorblades.
Sexy?: Indeed.


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Note - if you're on my 'friends' list, or you know me, then consider this not aimed at you. And I know I CAN limit posting, but I don't want to have to do that - so here goes:

This is a fucking JOURNAL. What that means is that occasionally (since I only post occasionally), I'm going to put up shit that I find amusing or intriguing or infuriating, and even less commonly, I'll say something about it. I remind you, this is a JOURNAL - not a place to debate what I'm thinking about or my reasons for thinking it. I have forums that I go to for that. If you want to comment on something I say here, feel free. If you want an argument, fuck off, and your shit will be deleted, no exceptions. And if you're thinking that I might enjoy a well-constructed debate, you can fucking think again, because as I said, I have places I can go for that. Here, I'm posting what I think and feel, and if you have a problem with it, you can kiss my ass. You have a journal - use it to vent any problems you have with me, 'cause I don't give a flying fuck. Hope we're clear, and if you've got some comment to make that doesn't revolve around stroking your ego by aloofly discussing the validity of my opinions, then feel free to say hi. Otherwise, get the fuck out - no one's forcing you to read this. I'm done, rant over.

And to those of you who don't know me - the above expletives do not indicate excessive vitriol; that's just the way I talk. Ask one of my friends.

"Fuck isn't a word, it's a comma."
--Lewis Black
Interests:146: alcohol, alfredo sauce, alternative lifestyles, anatomy, angels, anger, anime, apathy, apocrypha, armageddon, astronomy, bashing ayn rand, bbw, bdsm, black clothing, blades, blood, blunt objects, books, boredom, breaking things, cheapass games, chinese food, clive barker, clove cigarettes, comics, computers, console gaming, contemplating genocide, cooking with garlic, cooking with onions, cooking with people, corsets, creating new insults, credit card fraud, criminal theory, d&s, d/s, dark, demons, dentistry, dogs, doritos, drugs, endorphins, energy drinks, ennui, erotica, fantasy, fighting, film, final fantasy, fucking, futanari, game design, gaming, hate, hentai, hol, horror movies, horseradish, interesting people, irritatingly long lists, jhonen vasquez, kindness, kissing, knives, knot tying, late night driving, learning new languages, left-wing politics, lolicon, long hair, lust, masturbation, metaphysics, misogyny, mispelllng thngs, movies, mucking, music, night, obedience, occult, oral sex, pain, parapsychology, philosophy, pho, pointy objects, porn, psychics, psychology, rage, raising kids, ramen noodles, ranting, reading, religion, resentment, role playing, role playing games, role-playing, role-playing games, roleplaying, rpgs, sapiosexuality, sashimi, sci-fi, science fiction, screaming, self-inventory, self-loathing, self-mutilation, sensation, sensuality, seraphim, sex, sexuality, shadowrun, slavery, spankings, special effects, spirituality, stars, stream-of-consciousness, submission, sushi, swords, talking, tarot, tattoo, the wet spot, touching, trust, truthfulness, vertigo comics, vice, video games, visual effects, vocabulary-building, vodka, walking, white wolf, writing, writing love songs
Schools:None listed
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People10:agent_grey, amezuki, azyuna, bwitchn_vamp, daddiesbabygirl, faerysprl, jazziekins, matt_prince99, shaed0, wytchchyld
Communities16:adayinmylife, ageplay, cry_out_loud, fuckfest, kinky_shit, oral_fans, seattle, seattleactivism, seattlef2f, seattlegothic, seattleindust, sex_confessions, sex_fiends, sexquiz, the_review, wwyratherfuck
Mutual Friends:9: agent_grey, amezuki, azyuna, bwitchn_vamp, daddiesbabygirl, jazziekins, matt_prince99, shaed0, wytchchyld
Also Friend of:1: catastrofe
Member of:17: adayinmylife, ageplay, cry_out_loud, fuckfest, kinky_shit, oral_fans, paidmembers, seattle, seattleactivism, seattlef2f, seattlegothic, seattleindust, sex_confessions, sex_fiends, sexquiz, the_review, wwyratherfuck
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